A joke? Beautiful women

Age 3: She looks at herself and sees a Queen.
Age 8: She looks at herself and sees Cinderella.
Age 15: She looks at herself and sees on Ugly Sisler (Mom! I can't go to school looking like this!)
Age 20: She looks at herself ond sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she's going out anyway.
Age 30: She looks at herself ond sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have
time to fix it so she's going out anyway.
Age 40: She looks at herself ond sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but says, "At least I am clean," and goes out anyway.
Age 50: She looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes wherever she wants to go.
Age 60: She looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70: She looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughler and ability, goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world. Maybe we should all grab that purple hat earlier.
Send this to five women in your life todoy. If you do, something good will happen: you will boost another woman's self esteem. If you don't your toensils will turn green
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